We Need Gas

Our seven year old just woke up.

We heard the rustling first. Then, in an urgent whisper, the first words out of his mouth were, "we need gas." Not, "Good morning." Not, "Hi, mom and dad. Where are we?" The trouble starts when they learn to read. But he's right. We need gas.

Sign: found on Dave Barry's blog, who attributes it to "Laura" with a citation to Christoblog.